I’m playing as Barbra the Barbarian

Jackson -> Artifaxian Sean -> Doc Ray/Philip -> Eileen

HP: 13

Recap

Last time we had woken up in a strange new world. After this we were told we were immortal and chosen - sent to kill a great evil (the man in the (tower). We were only told to take the east road. after this we trained for 2 weeks in our classes. Then we traveld into town and bought our equipment - learned from things about these people. Then we killed people, boiught and elephant and some of us died and were reborn.

We purchased a map of the city we started in (Goany Ford) and were informed about one of the roads listed on the map that heads to Oah. We headed down that river, traveled for a day until we hit a place along the river. We set up camp along the west side of the river.

Actual campaign

• We heard a scream from down by the river… it was cassie’s character she was killed

  • we see ashes on the other side of the river, and a goblin standing over them

  • Sean pulls out his bow, and shoots at the goblin @@ COMBAT #1

    • we were aseked to roll initialitve Sean: 20 Philip: 15 Jackson: 11 Kesley: 9

    • sean hit the goblin with his arrow and then ran closer to the goblin (its still across the river)

    • Philip casts a firebolt at the goblin

      • it kills the goblin, and the goblin also turned into a pile of ash after bursting into flames
  • we all move down to inspect the ashes

    • we see all of the clothes, all of cassies equipment and stuff

    • the two piles of ashes are distriquishable

  • I go back to camp to grab my bucket so I can store cassie’s ashes in it

    • when we get back we see two goblins snooping

    • I shout “Stop now before we kill you!”
    • one of the goblins laughs shoots an arrow at me

  @@ COMBAT #2 - an arrow flies through the air and hits my breast plate and pings off

    - initiative
        Kesley:     19
        Sean:       19
        Philip:     4
        Jackson:    7
  
    - Sean readies an arrow, runs and gets half cover behind from rocks,
      and then fires an arrow at the goblin that just shot me
        - he fires the arrow and it zooms past the goblin and it hits the
          heart
  
    - I run to where sean just ran, then I grabbed a javelin and threw it
      at the same goblin
        - I throw it and it misses the goblin and flies into the river
        - it is sticking out of the river to where I can see it
  
    - The other goblin, runs to get cover behind a rock.  While he does
      this he fires a short bow at philip
        - the arrow hits philip right in the chest
        - philip is marked unconsious
  
    - Jackson invokes the sevret words with his pact, saying "Torandugl"
        - black energy appears in Jacksons hands and he throws it at the
          goblin that attacked me
        - the goblin goes "Phelevelehwhw" as he gets hit be force damage
        - the goblin is knocked down and drops his box
  
        - Jackson then moves around where Sean and I are, but he is not
          able to take cover
  
    - Philip rolls a death saving himself
        - he fails
  
    - The goblin that drops his bow panicks and runs behind out caravan
  
    - Sean puts away his bow and arrow, pulls out his shield and sword
        - he hops over out cover with his shield drawn
        - he makes his way to the right, trying to get around the rock that
          Goblin2 (the one with the behind cover)
  
    - I pull out my greataxe and then take cover behind sean
  
    - Goblin 2, stands up from behind his cover (the rock) and fires an
      arrow at sean
        - Sean gets hit square in the gap of his armor.
  
        - the goblin then gets back behind his cover
  
    - Jackson tried to look around for other goblins but didn't see
      anything
  
    - Philip actually shuold have had 9 health, so he is not actually
      unconsious...
        - we hear philip yell out "I thought I died!"
        - with an arrow still in her chest
  
        - then philip moves up behing from rocks for cover
  
    - Sean pulls out a health poition from his sack and then drinks it
  
    - I run out with a javenlin back around sean to go and hit the goblin
        - when I look around the rock I see that there is no goblin behind
          the rock!
  
        - I ready myself to throw my javelin whenever I see some enemy
  
    - Jackson runs around the other side of the rock that I just ran behind
        - he doesn't see an enemy and readies himself for when He sees one
  
    - Philip drinks a health potion and then yanks the arrow from his bosom
        - he does not move
  
    - Sean goes and moves towards out stuff
        - he can't see past the cairage
  
  
    - I move down similar to sean but more towards the Sean
        - I go down to the shore
        - I don't see anything
        - I shout out that I don't see anything and tell Jackson to go
          flank left
  
    - Jackson goes and indeed flanks left
        - he doesn't see anything
        - He looks at me (he can see me now, we are both around the back of
          the river between the cairage on opposite sides) and says "this
          doesn't feel right"
  
        - he stays there
  

  • We go and we inspect around the cairrages

    • we start talking, planning about what we are doing

    • Sean and I go in to the caairiages to check out the cairages
      • sean opens the caairage and I’m ready with my javelin
      • I throw my javelin at a goblin that jumps out with a sword in his hand

    • THe goblin attacked sean, but the sword bounced off of his helmet multiple times

    • I throw my javelin and it hits the goblin
      • it goes past sean
      • it hits the goblin right in the face, and it kills the goblin instantly
    • We check our stuff, and don’t notice anything else

  • Then we hear a roughly human sized creature coming towards us

    • Philip is on top of the cairage ready to top a spell
    • Sean is to the left of the cairage with a flaming arrow ready
      • he dipped the arrow in oil
    • I’m to the right of the cairage with my javelin ready

    • Jackson is also to the left of the Cairage

    • philip sees a human sized goblin running towards us, and shouts this out
  • From the other side of the river, a arrow comes and hits philip in the back
    • he falls down on the cart, unconsious
  • Sean turns around towards where the arrow was just fired, ready to fire
    • he doesn’t see anything over there
  • The big goblin (hobgoblin) comes over a hill with a longsword in his hand
    • he is wearing chain mail and has a shield

  • INITIATIVE: Kesley: 10 Sean: 11 Jackson: 13 Philip: 17

  • Jackson starts to cast his black magic at the hobgoblin
    • the goblin puts up his shield and blocks Jackson’s magic

    • Jackson shoulds out (in his russian accent) “You… will rue this day! Hobgoblin!”

    • then he curses the hobgoblin with hexblade curse
  • Sean fires his flaming arrow at the hobgoblin
    • sean’s arrow pings off of his shield (made of metal)
  • I throw my javelin and it hits the hobgoblin in the chest
    • it seems to have done real damage to the hobgoblin
    • we see blood seep out of his armor
  • Another arrow flies out from behind jackson

    • it hits him in the shoulder from behind

    • he looks back behind him, and is kind of dazed, he shouts out “THEY’RE ALL AROUND US!”

  • Jackson casts ghastly hand at the hobgoblin
    • a black hand comes out at the hobgoblin
    • the hobgoblin swats away the hand with his shield

  • Philip comes back from being unconsious

  • Sean pulls out his sword, and swings at the hobgoblin
    • sean kicks the hobgoblins ass
  • I look around the other side of the cairage to look for other enemies

    • I also should “ARTIFAXIAN WAS RIGHT! THEY’RE ALL AROUND US!!!!!”

    • then I go and hide behind the cairage again

  • Philip climbs down the cairage
    • actually he pushes herself off of the cairage roof, does a backflip off the side, lands onher feet and then takes cover and drinks a health potion

  • An arrow comes from the other side of the river and hits sean in the back

  • I see where the arrow came from on the other side of the river
    • I call out to let everyone know where I saw it come from
  • Sean grabs stuff from the dead hob goblin (why????????)
    • then he does and hides behind the rock by out carivan
  • Jackson uses chill touch (with disadvantage) to attack at the goblin that I spotted on the other side of the river
    • it kind of misses, but causes dust to get thrown up in his face
  • I throw my javelin at the goblin
    • it misses, clangs against a rock really close to the goblin
    • then I jump down into the river to go get cover behind the river
    • I slip on the rocks and fall butt down into the water
  • Philip threw a firebolt at the goblin
    • he missed the goblin
    • we see a little mushroom cloud appear and then disappear from over there
  • I get hit by an arrow and take 7 damage ******
    • I’m at *** 6 HP *** now ******
  • Jackson goes and jumps down into the river, runs all the way to the other side of the river
    • then he holds his action, ready to see a goblin
  • Sean jumps into the river
    • and starts to wade through
    • he has no cover
  • I get off my ass, wade through the river
    • I get to the other side and Have some sort of cover
  • Philp dinks a health potion
    • he is looking towards the gobin from under the cart (he’s hiding like a little bitch)
  • Jackson has ran up to the goblin
    • he uses his eldrich weapon to attack at the goblin
    • He does a twirl as the blade is dragging behind him
      • the weapon is swung with ferocity
      • it cleaves the goblin in half
• Jackson and Philip clean up camp

  • they also check to see what Kind of loot we got

  • Philip says “I am in so much pain”

• Sean and I go and shovel cassie’s ashes into a bucket
  • we put her ashes on top

LOOT: - Sean - 25 silver pieces

- Jackson
    - 5 platinum pieces

- Kesley
    - 4 silver pieces

- Philip:
    - found a way to live

• I inspect and verify that the cairages are not damaged

• We start traveling with our caravan

  • eventually, we find ourselves approaching the town of oah

  • it took us the remainder of the day to get there

  • philip has a long rest inside of the cairage while we are traveling

  • it is night when we get there
    • we just see ruins
    • no standing buildings, just broken walls
    • there is a broken wall, only ankle high around the perimiter of the city

We all get 64 xp………..

• we also found 18 canteens, 6 full sized waterskins (day of water) and 2 gigantic waterskins
  • we made sure that these were all filled up before we went to the city
• In the original town
  • someone told us that there was plague in the city
  • he said that the people / creatures would drink water fro mthe nearby river (where we just were)
• Jackson wants us to go to a really open (fucking idiot)
  • we lead the carivan
  • Jackson is driving the carivan in fron, I’m on the one in the back
    • sean is sitting with me
• A voice calls out “Why are you here”
  • Sean says, “we are trying to rid your town of the plague!”
  • The voice says “DID YOU COME FOR THE MAGIC ITEMS”

  • Jackson says, “YES!”

  • arrows are shot at us from all directions
    • idiot
• One arrow hits jackson in his chest
  • he is knocked uncionsious
• Sean is hit by an arrow barely
  • he takes a little damage
• I get hit by an arrow
  • the arrow goes right into the crook of my armor ********* ** I’M AT 5 health ** *********

@ COMBAT 3 INITIATIVE - Kesley: 18 - Philip: 19 - SEAN: 13 - Jackson: 20

- I lay down and play dead
    - 15 on the deception roll

- Philip casts fog cloud and the cairage is surrounded by fog

- Sean shouts out "Please, he had no idea what he wsa saying!"

- The goblins say "QUICK! ITS A TRAP!"

- A hobgoblin starts running towards Sean
    - three arrow are shot at sean
    - two ping off of Sean's armor
    - one hits the hobgoblin running

- Jackson see's a human sized hobgoblin right in front of hum
    - Jackson shouts out "We have water to trade..... and gold!"

- I (still playing dead)
    - put my shield on my chest
    - drink a health potion
    - then ready my greataxe
    - still play dead

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    **** I'M AT 10 health ***
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- The hob goblin runs and lunges at Sean and screams
    - "They have our water! and take their gold!"
    - The sword misses, and stabs into the cairage just behind sean's head

- Jackson takes his sword and stabs the goblin right into the goblin's
  balls
    - the blood gets all over jackson
    - He stands up and says "Well, now I have to kill all of you!"
    - he twists the sword and blood spews

- I run and get into the back of jackson and sean's cairage
    - I tell them "What should we do?  GO an take cover in one of the
      buildings?"

- Philip gets out of the cairage and sneaks around to check shit out
    - he sees 3 goblins
    - He shouts out "There are three of them over here!"
    - Then he jumps back into the carirage and out the other side

- There is a goblin leaking blood all over Sean and Jackson

- Sean gets out of the cairage
    - he then walks around the side of his cairage
    - this passage is very tight, only one person can pass through at a
      time

    - he doesn't see anything because its so foggy
    - He shouts "Yes Barbra, we should take cover to the aft side of our
      cariges"

- When philip gets out on the other side
    - he hears footsteps and two goblins run around the side
    - they fire at him with their short bows
    - the arrows hit philip.. he takes 14 damage
        - he is knocked unconsious

- Jackson gets out from the cairage, and runs down the same side as sean

- I also jump out of the cairage
    - I follow Sean and jackson, and ready myself with my greataxe

- Sean sees two small goblins run towards the figure that just fell
    - as they do, they see sean and fire arrows at him

    - one of the arrows bounce of of his shield
    - the other one just barely hits sean
        - he takes 8 damage

- Sean walks out from this cairage to go and get the goblins
    - then an arrow fires at sean
    - the arrow bounces off of his shield, then that arrow goes and hits a
      goblin, it kills it

    - then sean attacks at the goblin that just hit him with the arrow
        - the goblin is able to move back just enough

    - then sean continues to move towards philip and those arrows

- Jackson eldrich blasts the one that just attacked jackson with the action
  he was holding
    - he misses, aims to high

    - the jackson moves up within meelee range of the goblin, and attacks
      at it with his weapon 2 handed
        - the goblin rears to the side and he misses, as the goblin draws
          another arrow

- I move towards sean (because Jackson is blocking my route to attack the
  goblin by him)
    - I move as far as I can, can't attack anything
    - I give sean a healing potion
        - I have 2 left

- Sean attacks at the goblin, and cuts his arm off with his sword
    - He shouts out "I disarmed him!"

- The goblin that sean just attack, pulls out its swings at sean
    - it misses
    - then the goblin runs away
    - sean takes an attack of opourtunity
        - he rolls a one, accidentally hits me and knocks me on consious

- I fail a death saving throw.. at 1 now.

- Philip casts a fire bolt at the goblins legs
    - he hits the wall behind the goblin
    - mushroom cloud spurs out

- Sean shoves a poition down my throat, I get 4 hp
    - I'm not dead! I'm at 3 hp

- I get up, pull out a javelin, take cover behind the caravan and get ready

- Philip casts grease and misses
    - he is still on the ground

- Sean protects me

- The goblin running away with one arm, slipps and falls down on the grease
  and its blood leaks out onto the grease

- The other goblin attacks at Jackson with the arrow he had ready
    - the arrow goes right up in the air
    - the goblin then tries to run away

- Jackson takes an attack of opourtunity
    - Jackson says "I warned you all that I was going to kill you!"
    - He points our his finger and erups the goblin in fire
    - he goblin's chared corpse falls into the oil

• We check and make sure that there are no other goblins around

• We get an additional 68 xp

• we get about the same loot:
  • 15 copper
  • 24 Silver
• Philip rolls a nat 20 to heal the goblin that lost an arm
  • we are keeping it prisoner
• We find a decent place to find shelter
  • we don’t start a fire
  • Sean takes the first watch

DANIEL CHANGED HIS MIND AND WE GOT 110 XP FOR EACH OF THE ENCOUNTERS!!!!