Session 3
2019-02-25 03:35:10 +0000
While Jackson was on first watch he went and cleaned up the corpses
Ray wakes up and takes final watch He sees the sun rise up and shadows from the low ruined walls
The dawnlight hits the ashes in the bucket and cassie crawls out as a new
person
she is a 5'4" man who is short and chubby and blond
Jackson fills Cassie in quietly
We see some things in the area along the northern wall(we’re in the city square) - there is a mural of three different cities
to the left of us there is a crate with something sparkling
to the east there are some bedrools and shit
to the south of us are some goblin weapons
Sean grabs some bolts and arrows
14 arrow, 19 crossbow bolts
I grab a short bow
as get up I see a giant floating cube that is dripping water
Jackson looks around for goblins and doesn’t see anything
I look into the sparkling crate inside there is a collection of gems and vials full of liquid
the stones are 2 x bloodstone, jasper, carnelian, chryosphere, moonstone
the are all thuimb size, worth about 50gp
the potions are
there are 4
one has a pic of a shield
ray takes this
one has a heart
I take this
one has an animal
and the last one has a man flexing
sean takes this
Everyone except me does an arcana check on the potions
Sean finds out the flexing one is a potion of hill giant strength
Ray finds out the animal potion is a potion of animal frendship
Jakson realizes that the heart potion is a potion of love
The murals - one of the paitingins is a mayan temple with a jungle and sun
- the one in the middle is a beautiful castle city with a silver dragon on
top. There is a bidge in from of the castle
- on the left, the painting has a military fort with soldiers in front
- these are all individual
- I make a quick sketch of all of the paintings
Check out the beadrolls - they are really messy and dirty, like someone was ust sleeping in them and they didn’t clean up
- ray thinks that these were used very recently
Sean and Jackson gag the goblin they shove a blanket down its throat
it wakes up in the process
Jackson slaps the goblin on the cheek and says
"Pay attention"
THe goblin is even more afraid
"You are going to have to be very quiet or we will kill you. Blah blah
blah I'm scary"
He says that the leader is "Warlord Zoo"
The cube is a big bad thing of water, poison or something
I gave him some water, he is very scared
The goblin says that he knows things after ray slaps him
"I know things!" the goblin says
"like what" ray asks and slaps him again
"FoodGood"
I ask him about the cities
"Old cities long ago, full of white ones, red ones, but no green ones"
"Stop dark ones, flanking mountain"
"They are thin dark dark and pointy"
"The dark ones are afraid of the light"
He points up to the mountains to the north when I ask him about them
We tryied to get the goblin to like us, sean named him boo.
He passes out
We leave him untied and we leave him some food and water
Ray also leaves a note telling him what we are doing
We all go to check out the cube When we get over to the cube square, we see two lorge humanoid hairy things they are wearing some leather thing and have giant wooden clubs with spikes
they are both sleeping
Jackson and Casssie stay down at the bottom
I go into the middle and prepare in case there is conflict
Ray and Sean go up to the top to try and check out the cube Sean is fake tied up Ray is disquized as a hobgoblin leading him
THey both stealth with nat 20s
The cube
- it is dripping water into a circular stone well
- it was obviously not designed for this
Sean captures some water in a flask
- he notices that it is not poison or anything.. it seems to be holy
water
- he keeps the water in the flask
Ray fills a waterskin with it
Sean dips his arrows with it
Ray goes to poke the cube with something
sean is like NO, pulls on the rope with his arms
Sean and Ray go back the way that we came, get Me and Cassie and Jackson
We go back to the camp
Cassie does a religion check on the water - the water is blessed by a diety of celestials - the church is from the church of light
Jackson drank some of the water and it tasted good
Ray put a goblin hair in the water and nothing happened Ray puts holy water in boo’s mouth, nothing happens
We wake boo up gently We ask him about the hairy guys, they’re scouts for warlord zoo
we let him sleep
We decide to try and search thd city stealthfully WHen we get to the west side of town, we see another set of betrolls and pots
we don't see any goblins, there doesn't seem to be any people
we see another mutal
a well
someone with white platemail with green (slady)
he's doing the praise the sun thing
I make a sketch
We continue exploring
When we get to the north area
we peer over and we see a camp with goblins
Cassie trips and fall
Sean pushes us all down onto the ground
We try to convince them that we are here to pay tribute to warlord zoo
He doesn't believe us and tells his goblins to attack us
Combat the two goblins attack sean with scimitars
the first goblin swings at sean and misses
the second goblin swings at sean and cuts off the others leg
that goblin is out for the count
Initiative:
Sean = 9
Ray = 6
Cassie = 8
Jackson = 8 (before cassie)
Kesley = 16
the thrid goblin comes at us with a dagger
is 10 feet away sean
he stabs forward and somehow hits sean
Sean Yells:
"I've been stabbed!"
The hobgoblin runs over and swings his longsword at sean
sean backs up and barely misses getting decapitated
then he raises his shield back up
I run through our group and attack the one remaining goblin with the
scimitar
I swing down with my greatsword and miss
Sean moves to the other side of the goblin I just attacked
he attacks and hits perfectly on his neck he cuts his head clean off
blood spews everywhere
Jackson casts eldrich blast
The hobgoblin is like "nah brah" and raises his shield to block it
Cassie then casts sacred flame at the hob goblin
the hobgoblin just jumps right up in the air and jumps over the flame
Ray casts firebolt at the hobgoblin and he uses his shield to block the
firebolt
The one with the dagger moves away and stabs me
I take 8 damage
The hobgoblin swings down onto seans head
Sean gets knocked unconcious
I rage, drop my axe, run and graple the hobgoblin
- I barley over power it but I somehow manage
- I pivot to use the hobgoblin as a shield
Cassie stabalizes Sean
Jackson runs around to the other side of the goblin with the dagger
Ray casts sleep and the hobgoblin falls asleep
The one with the dagger runs away
I hog tie the Hobgoblin (gently as to not wake him.. ray insisted) I make sure that he will not be able to break free
Jackson goes and tries to attack the goblin he sees goblin tracks and runs in the direction of goblin tracks
He dashes in that direction, doesn't see anything
Ray runs up to investigate what happened to the goblin ray sees some foot prints and a hole in the wall
Ray yells out to jackson, and jackson turns around to go investigate
Jackson goes and tries to parkcore over the wall Jackson is able to do it
He lands on the other side of the goblin, and the goblin stabs him in the
back
The goblin's dagger gets stuck in Jackson's armor
Jackson swings at the goblin slashes him in the face
Jackson, Cassie and Sean are engaging in combat with the goblin Sean attempts to parkcore over the wall he park cores over the wall
He runs over to the goblin and attacks at him
Sean stabs the goblin through the head
Sean pulls the dagger out of the goblin’s chainmail it is a dagger of reach
I try to intimidate the hobgoblin… he breaks free of the ropes he gets up and grabs me
He tries to shove me to the ground, I'm able to resist
He pulls out his sword
Combat He swings his sword at me, and scratches the tip of my nose (no damage)
He starts screaming "HELP!"
Sean pops a potion
Ray shouts "WE'VE RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"
Cassie casts sacred flame at the hobgoblin
The hobgoblin erupts into flames as he yells help
He screams out in pain as he burns to death
Cassie looks around, she finds a crate She finds 33 crosbow bolts
We try to sneak back to the camp we hear a large number of footsteps running into the area
we didn't hear them pursuing us
We get to our camp and we leave out of town We travel south for 45 minutes
I'm taking a short rest while we are traveling
We all get 50 XP for fighting the goblins
I start to make arrow slots
Cassie found a bunch of gems in the box she took there was also a scroll that had some language written on it
We also got 5 health potions
Sean gets an additional 30 XP
Ray, Sean and I all leveled up
We have planned an attack
We come back to the city right at dawn
We baracade a bunch of roads, we set some bombs
We start searching for enemies Sean alerts some hob goblins
the hob goblin is like "stop!"
sean doesn't stop
two more goblins come from up north
Sean just keeps heading that way
The hob goblin shoots an arrow at sean
COMBAT: Ray: nat 20 Kesley: 15 Sean: 5 Cassie: 18 Jackson: 7
The arrow is fired and impacts the wall right next to sean
The goblin goes "Damn bow!" and throws it onto the ground. He starts
walking towards sean
Ray stands up tall and casts firebolt over the wall at the hobgoblin
The firebolt hits the hob goblin and does 7 damage
Cassie Stands up over the wall and casts sacred flame at the hobgoblin
The hobgoblin bursts into flames and crumpled into ash
I move around cassie and shoot an arrow at one of the goblins
the arrow misses by a long shot
I pull out my gratsword and then move towards the goblins
Jackson casts eldrich blast at one of the goblin and misses
Sean notices that the hogbogblin is now dead
he uses his action to run past me right up into the faces of the other
goblins
Sean sees another goblin, but we don't see it
This goblin shoots an arrow right at sean
it hits sean in the face and it does 10 damage
then goblin number 2 slashes at sean with his scimitar
goblin number 1 disengages and backpedals towards number 3
Ray fire bolts one of the goblins and he bursts into a little mushroom
cloud of flames
Cassie moves in front of sean and casts sacred flame at one of the goblins
and it bursts into flames
I pull out my javelin
I round the corner and throw it at the goblin.... my attack misses
Sean runs up to the goblin and cleaves him in half!
We check all of the chests and shit that is around this goblin camp (its around all the goblin camps) 4 gems: 1 moss agot, 2 blue quartz, 1 lipaz lazuel worth 10 gold each
4 health potions
17 arrows
that jackson takes even though I wanted them, what a cunt
27 cross bow bolts
We keep traveling north we hear snoring behind two walls ray peeks over the left and he sees three goblins sleeping
ray peeks over the right side and sees only one goblin
I jump over the wall and attack at the hobgoblin that is sleeping I attack with my greataxe at the hobgoblin.. and miss
COMBAT I rage and then attack at the hobgoblin again with my axe and miss again
Jackson had his bow taught
he shoots at one of the regular goblins
he misses and hits the wall. The wall crumbles over
Sean steps over the wall
then he tries to hop over the other wall
He trips and face plants
he attacked at the hob goblin but missed
Ray goes and climbs over first the wall
he casts a fire bolt at one of the goblins
it hits the goblin and the explosion is right in his face
like one of those cartoons
Jackson tries to jump over the wall, but completley fails and just wastes
his movement
then he eldrich blasts at one of the goblins
this pushes the goblin back into the wall until he turns into a puddle
Cassie casts her sacred flame and bursts one of the goblins into
The hob goblin stands up and attacks at me
his attack really misses me
the last remaining regular goblin gets up and runs away
I take a reckless attack against the hobgoblin
I miss and knock down the wall with my axe
Sean stands up, and attacks the hob goblin with advantage because we are
now flanking him
His sword gets stuck in the hob goblins armor
Ray peeks over the wall that I just collapsed
he casts fire bolt at the hob goblin
his fire bolt hits the hob goblin for 10 damage
Jackson steps over the wall
then he eldrich blasts them hob goblin
black energy shoots out of jacksons hands and the chest of the
hobgoblin gets visable crushed
Cassie chases after the goblin and tells me where it is
I chase after the goblin and shout "I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
THen I smash through a wall and take some damage
Sean dashes over by me
Ray makes a lasso
he throws the lasso at sean and sean backhands the lasso over into
another building
Jackson jumps over the wall and says
"There aren't any goblins over there any more!"
Then he runs down the area in between the buildings towards the rest of
the group kinda (but not inside the building like the rest of us are)
He holds his action in case he sees someone
Then cassie moves over by us, she sees the goblin that ran away
she casts sacred flame and burns the goblin to a crisp
Sean turns to me and is like, she got em and we need to go
I shout "What do we do?"
Sean shouts "Plan B!"
Jackson shouts "Plan B!"
Jackson starts running around the corner
Then the group made a bunch of weird noises… wow they’re weird they were singing indiana jones theme song and jackson added “flare”
Then two arrows start flying at jackson
one misses, the other hits but gets stuck in his shirt and doesn't harm
him
COMBAT 2 Jackson yells something in russian “boysemoi”
Cassie, sean and me all se jackson with the arrow
I shout "Do you need support or should we move towards B?" at jackson
then I break through the four foot wall and maintain my rage
then I run towards jackson with the remaining movement
Ray ray to runs up and cathes up to sean and cassie and hangs out there
Sean shouts out "Plan B!" again and then rans the opposite way of us
The two goblins let loose arrows at Jackson
the two arrows hit jackson in the chest
then the goblins run away
The group started making weird noises again, why do they sing so many weird songs
Then a hob goblin starts coming from the north
The big hairy guy comes from the west with his
Sean shouts "GIANT!"
Jackson runs back the other way and says "Plan B"
he makes it back into the alley way going south
Cassie runs up to jackson and shouts
"The power of christ compells you!" and then slaps him in the back of
the head
He gets hp from this
I run around and next to the passage way and hold my action
I will dash as soon as sean moves down the hallway area
Ray casts grease in front of the hairy dude and kinda where he is standing
he moves down towards the hallway
Sean again says "Plan B"
he looks at the bugbear and down the road
he runs down the hallway
I run in front, sean runs with me
We are running towards the base but everything is blocked off
The bug bear slips on the grease and falls down
A goblin shoots an arrow through the same hole that was there before
then the goblin runs south
Then the hobgoblin shows up with his bow aimed at ray
Cassie hugs the wall, peeks over and casts sacred flame at the prone bug
bear
she hits the bug bear
he bursts into yellow flames and she can smell nasty burning dog hair
the creature goes "RASSUGGHHGHH"
he doesn't seem like he dislikes it to much
I try to jump over the wall and fail
then I run 15 feet to the east
then I use my action to jump on the wall
Ray peeks over and casts fire bolt at the bugbear
it kinda misses the bug bear but sets him on fire because of the grease
that he is in
Sean jumps over the wall onto the same building Jackson and I are on
he uses his action to dash and moves pretty far south
There are three goblins to the east
as they run past the narrow hallway they shoot an arrow towards cassie
and ray but it falls short
We hear "thud squeek" "thud squeek" as the flaming bug bear runs towards
ray and cassie
Jackson tries to hop over the wall
he fails and loses 15 feet of movement
he dashes, uses 15 feet to hop the wall, then he moves 15 more feet
south
Cassie dashes down the hallway and moves south
an arrow hits her from behind and gets caught in her scale mail
there is a hob goblin right next to cassie
I hop over the wall, then I wait by a corner for cassie
Ray dashes and hops up on the wal and moves perpendicular to sean and
jackson (but up on the wall)
Sean dashes prety far south
Ray hears the thud, squish noise
then all of a sudden wood flies into the wall and it gets smashed down
Cassie hears a sword being unsheathed from behind her
then the hob goblin stabs at her
it gets caught in her scale armor and veers off to the side
Two goblins come off from the side of cassie
Two arrows fly out and get caught in jackson's chain mail
The other bug bear starts running towards sean
Jackson hex blade curses the first bug bear next to ray
he tries to hop over the wall and fails, just doesn't quite make it,
doesn't fall down
Cassie disengages the hob goblin and runs towards me, hugging the corner
as she rounds the corner, arrows hit cassie
I get behind the corner, ready to attack anything that passes by
Ray jumps down from the wall next to the bug bear
he is not in the same enclosure as me and cassie
he casts fire bolt at the bug bear
the bug bear catches on fire, singed to all hell, then falls to the
ground dead
Sean walks right up to the bug bear, and he attacks
he sinks his sword into his flesh kinda, then pulls his sword out
then he moves kinda to the other side of the bug bear
then he uses an action surge, moves towards the bomb, puts away his
weapon and grabs a bomb
The bug bear uses his entire morement to try and get over the wall that
jackson is on
the bug bear is a fat piece of shit though and the wall collapses
He is now inside the building
He takes his big stick and slams it at jackson
this hits the back wall, delaying the attack just long enough for
jackson to move out of the way
The hob goblin moves right behind cassie
he stabs at cassie
the sword goes through her shield and stops just shy of her chestinto
Two arrows fly from behind sean and go just right over his head
he looks back and can't see where they came from
Jackson moves and then the bug bear gets an attack of oportunity
jackson casted shield to try and defent, but the bug bear's mighty
attack was able to break through
This knocks Jackson unconcious
blood drips off of the bug bear's body
Cassie runs away
I round the corner rage, swing at the hob goblin with my axe
It pierces into his body and instantly kills him
then run forward and hide behind a corner
Ray move up towards cassie
he shot a firebolt at the bugbear and the bug bear catches on fire
Sean runs up towards the bug bear
he lites the flash bomb and tosses it up onto the building with the bug
bear
the bug bear picks up jackson into the air and walks towards Sean
he's using jackson's body as a shield
he swings at sean with his chunk of building
the chunk hits sean right on the shield
it gets stuck in the shield and then the bug bear uses this to rip
the shield from sean's hands
Two arrows fly towards towards sean from the south east
one hits sean right in the chest
I dash south and then break through a wall
all the while yelling "RAAAAAAHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!"
after i break through the wall a goblin shoots an arrow at me
a chunk of building from the wall I just knocked down knocks the arrow
out of the air
Ray attempts to put the bug bear to sleep
she goes "Slumber! slumber.. slumber...."
the bug bear falls asleep and drops jackson onto the ground
the bug bear falls on top of sean
sean is barely able to hold up the bug bear, he is slowly losing
his grip
sean then sean lets the bug bear fall a bit
sean drinks his potion of hill giant strength
sean kicks the bug bear up onto the building right by the bomb
the bomb is right between his legs and then goes "BOOM"
the bug bear aint dead though somehow...
The bug bear gets up and yells out
the bug bear moves to the other side of the building right next to sean
and jackson
the bug bear swings his thing at the sean
the tip hits sean and he is knocked unconsious
From behind me, two arrows hit me
one flies way over
the other skims across my leg and deals 3 damage
the other goblin around the corner shoots an arrow at me
I dash over towards the bug bear and my party members
Ray jumps up and casts fire bolt at the bug bear
the bug bear is encompased inside of a nuclear blast as the bug bear is
charred and falls onto the ground on top of sean
sean catches the bug bear by the spike that is about to impale him in
the face
We hear the goblins screaming and running away
Cassie stabalizes jackson
Looking around the town we find: a bunch of gems
10 gems worth 50 gp each
a potion with a fire on it
some kind of fire breathing device
a scroll with writing on it
ray looks at the scroll
he knows its a scroll of third level magic
mass healing word
around the neck of the bug bear that was going to kill sean we find a ring
jackson does an arcana check on the ring
he can tell that its some sort of ring of spell storing
Mutrals a mural of two mountains in between the two mountains there is a cherry someone has smeared feces all over the cherry
We collect our bombs
Experience points We each get 300 xp