Things we saw before and are just now finding out about - a sun bro emlem - a green dragon tapestry - a poster that says - pile driver - metal hammer - 10 gp

- scroll
    - a map or attack plan or something

• I ask boo about the poster
  • boo is excited and says “fun”

• sean shows boo the map thing, boo doesn’t know anything abot ithammer

• We go and we load our water skins with the water
  • it just seems to be holy water..
• We exit the town and ride towards goblin pass

  • we get to a choke point

  • we get all the way into the choke point

  • I say “bruh”

    • they all drop their weapons

    • they are like “oh you know chad”

    • one of the hob goblins shouts something at one of the goblins and like kicks him away

    • there is a hob goblin and quade

  • the guy who sold us the elephant passed through here awhile ago
    • his name is francis
  • the dark ones are dark elves
    • they are mad at zu
    • there was a man with a sword of dragon slaying that came and tried to kill all of the goblins, zu killed him
  • ray goes to shake the hob goblins hand, the goblin noticed his ring
    • initiative.. combat… fuck
• Combat

  • We are able to somehow get out of combat

  • Jackson pulls a sword on Ray and is like “Why did you kill chad!”

  • I start crying

  • Ray denies killing Chad

• Jackson is being Jackson and got us into combat again by taunting a hob goblin
  • I continute to cry
  • Sean kicks up his feet

  • Ray starts chanting fight

  • The hob goblin swings his sword and cuts jackson
  • Jackson tries to de-escalate the situation.. doesn’t exactly work
    • he pulls out his sword and prepares to dodge

  • we all keep chanting fight

  • jackson and the hob goblin keep fighting
    • jackson is getting his ass kicked

  • Ray starts passing out snacks (jerky)

  • I call Jackson a wimp

  • Jackson kicks the hob goblin in the shield

  • Jackson stabs him in the throat and kills him

  • the goblins all run away
• Sean shouts out
  • Listen here you little maggots, we killed your leader and now you’re ours

• The goblins stop

• Jackson goes and does jackson stuff
  • jackson gets the goblins to lead us to the pile drivers
• The bug bears kill a hob goblin, and we start going to the pile driver

  • I offer the bug bear some jerkey… he steals all of my rations..

  • cassie gives me two rations

• we get inside, its like a wrestling areana

  • there are stands filled with goblins, stands filled with hob goblins, one with bug bears and then a giant hob goblin

  • I spend 13 copper for a drink and 10 gold for a mask

    • I spend 2 gold to get zu

    • I rage to pick up the barrel of grog and give it to zu (doped with my love potion)

  • The Piledriver (small goblin) kick Bonehammer’s ass (giant bug bear)

  • Then Doc goes to fight Piledriver

    • he gets his ass kicked so bad

    • I am able to convince warlord zu to not kill us.. using sex

• I have 2 levels of exaustion from being ravaged by warlord zu
  • I got 400 xp from this