Session 4
2019-03-11 03:35:10 +0000
Things we saw before and are just now finding out about - a sun bro emlem - a green dragon tapestry - a poster that says - pile driver - metal hammer - 10 gp
- scroll
- a map or attack plan or something
- I ask boo about the poster
- boo is excited and says “fun”
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sean shows boo the map thing, boo doesn’t know anything abot ithammer
- We go and we load our water skins with the water
- it just seems to be holy water..
- We exit the town and ride towards goblin pass
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we get to a choke point
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we get all the way into the choke point
- I say “bruh”
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they all drop their weapons
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they are like “oh you know chad”
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one of the hob goblins shouts something at one of the goblins and like kicks him away
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there is a hob goblin and quade
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- the guy who sold us the elephant passed through here awhile ago
- his name is francis
- the dark ones are dark elves
- they are mad at zu
- there was a man with a sword of dragon slaying that came and tried to kill all of the goblins, zu killed him
- ray goes to shake the hob goblins hand, the goblin noticed his ring
- initiative.. combat… fuck
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- Combat
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We are able to somehow get out of combat
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Jackson pulls a sword on Ray and is like “Why did you kill chad!”
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I start crying
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Ray denies killing Chad
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- Jackson is being Jackson and got us into combat again by taunting a hob
goblin
- I continute to cry
- Sean kicks up his feet
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Ray starts chanting fight
- The hob goblin swings his sword and cuts jackson
- Jackson tries to de-escalate the situation.. doesn’t exactly work
- he pulls out his sword and prepares to dodge
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we all keep chanting fight
- jackson and the hob goblin keep fighting
- jackson is getting his ass kicked
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Ray starts passing out snacks (jerky)
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I call Jackson a wimp
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Jackson kicks the hob goblin in the shield
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Jackson stabs him in the throat and kills him
- the goblins all run away
- Sean shouts out
- Listen here you little maggots, we killed your leader and now you’re ours
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The goblins stop
- Jackson goes and does jackson stuff
- jackson gets the goblins to lead us to the pile drivers
- The bug bears kill a hob goblin, and we start going to the pile driver
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I offer the bug bear some jerkey… he steals all of my rations..
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cassie gives me two rations
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- we get inside, its like a wrestling areana
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there are stands filled with goblins, stands filled with hob goblins, one with bug bears and then a giant hob goblin
- I spend 13 copper for a drink and 10 gold for a mask
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I spend 2 gold to get zu
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I rage to pick up the barrel of grog and give it to zu (doped with my love potion)
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The Piledriver (small goblin) kick Bonehammer’s ass (giant bug bear)
- Then Doc goes to fight Piledriver
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he gets his ass kicked so bad
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I am able to convince warlord zu to not kill us.. using sex
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- I have 2 levels of exaustion from being ravaged by warlord zu
- I got 400 xp from this